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They See Me Rollin’, They Hatin’…

March 18, 2012

After hearing horror stories about what happens to Vegetarians in Steak Country, Craig took measures to ensure his survival in the Lonestar State. In an attempt to gain street cred with the Ranchers, Border Patrol and Cartels, Craig wears his hat gangsta style as well as a pair of shades, listens to loud Rap music, and has begun using Cockney Rhyming Slang in regular conversation with locals.  We’re not sure whether or not he is packing heat, but he regularly introduces himself as a “biker.”  We don’t know how long he’ll be able to keep up the charade, but I suppose we’ll find out if he’s ever caught biting into a Boca Burger.
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  1. March 18, 2012 19:20

    Wish I could be witnessing this in person! Now all I’m left with is this song in my head.

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